JOKES  
​What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy and the other’s a little lighter.

 What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderpants

You heard the rumor going around about butter?
Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.


What do you get from a pampered cow?
Spoiled milk.



Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie.

As a scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field.
But hay, it’s in my jeans.